Tuesday, November 3, 2009

How to Do a Hook Slide, and Other Improbable Things I've Learned from Books

When I was younger it used to be a source of great mirth in my family that I would turn to books not just for entertainment, but for instruction on all sorts of things that other kids would just, well, go and ask somebody about. When I was trying out for Little League, I went to the library and took out a volume I can still see in my mind's eye, Sports Illustrated's guide to Baseball the Winning Way. My mother laughed for the rest of her life that her son was the only boy who would try to learn baseball from a book.

But when tryouts started, I was the only kid who knew how to do a hook slide. (Alas, this skill would have been much more useful if I had ever got on base. Hook sliding into first is rarely effective.)

I still have the habit. I am a sucker for instructional books, on anything from sports to XML coding. (OK, I haven't tried that one yet. But the day may be coming.) But here, off the top of my head, are just a few of the things I have learned from books since my Little League days.

How to putt. (In truth, I learned this from my wife. But she didn't teach me, as the little volume in the pro shop did, How To Putt in Two. Results not guaranteed.)

How to make a Sazerac cocktail (puh-leez, not with bourbon)

How to manage files in Mac OS X (and many other Mac things--thank you, David Pogue.)

How to paint watercolors (I actually took a class on this but could never master laying a wash until I practiced with the instructions right next to me.)

How to blog. Actually I'm lying. I bought a book on this but then I lost it and I finally realized the six months I spent "looking for it" were really just an excuse not to sit down and do it.  Maybe this blog would be better if I had found it, but at least it's getting written.

Probably the coolest instructional book I've ever read was The Great International Paper Airplane book. Not only did it show you how to make scores of different paper airplanes, but it showed how to make an awesome rocket from a paper match, tinfoil and a paper clip. You haven't lived until you've launched one of these.

I still have a great fondness for books of practical advice and I find it very satisfying to edit them, as I occasionally do. A forthcoming one by Chris Farrell of public radio's Marketplace Money seems well suited to the present moment: The New Frugality: How to Consume Less, Save More, and Live Better.  Is there a practical book that has made a difference in your life? I'd be glad to have a list from readers of this page--just post a comment below.


Vincent Galgano said...

When my dad was my age he was riding around the West with his friends on motorcycles. I've always wanted to learn to ride, have been saving for a a bike for a while without knowing where or how to start riding, and caught myself on Amazon looking up books on everything from maintenance to riding technique. This is probably the least bad-ass way to approach motorcycles on the planet, but it was my first instinct.

Peter Ginna said...

If I were interested in motorcycles I'm sure I would do the same. I can picture it now: Rumbling across the country on my Harley, with HOW TO BE A BIKER in my saddlebag. Reminds me of a great song that parodied Steppenwolf: "Born to Be Mild."

Peter Ginna said...

Here are some things other readers have learned from books, as reported via Facebook and e-mail:
The far-fabled "nutmeg move" from George Best's Boys Book of Football (soccer, to some)
How to extract honey from beehives
How To Be Topp (N. Molesworth's indispensable guide to skool)
And author Douglas Hunter writes: I re-learned how to read French from Teach Yourself French in 24 Hours, the most insanely optimistic title in the history of publishing.
I learned to stay away from ether from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
I learned sailing can drive you mad from The Strange Last Voyage of Donald Crowhurst.

Peter Ginna said...

With respect to the Sazerac cocktail, my friend Annik insists that you can make an excellent Sazerac with Pappy Van Winkle's Reserve Bourbon, and who am I to doubt her? I have not tried it myself but confess I have made a pretty good Sazerac with Bulleit's. The book I consulted, however, claims Old Overholt rye is the spirit of choice.